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Canadian AI Agents

The Fix-it Fakes

Our agents help you create problems and pretend they didn't.

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Why do it right, when you can do it wrong...

...and then fix it?

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Whether you're looking to fix an economic crisis, rebuild your infrastructure out of pancakes, or simply want your garden to grow weeds, our AI agents have the expertise to ignore past performance.

Because Canadians are hurting.

Watch how we've trained the model to distance itself from the very chaos it created!

Services

Here's our plan to revitalize the pancake sector 

Ignore

Expertly overlook the problems we caused.

Undo

We are masters of reversing issues with flair.

Forget

We help you erase any memory of the chaos ever happening!

Meet Our Agents

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IGNITES SOLUTIONS

The Arsonist Firefighter

This agent "helps" in emergencies he secretly caused, taking charge of the cleanup and damage control. Who better to put out the fires than the one who started them?

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LEADS TO DEAD END

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The Trader of Doom

A market-savvy agent who gathers economic insights and guides you through a "recovery" plan after devastating the economy with poor financial strategies. Expect her tasks to make things worse.

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BUILD ON SAND

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The Reckless Engineer

This AI agent's incompetence leads to problems that he'll now personally “fix” for you. He’ll take charge of engineering tasks, offering hilariously ineffective ‘innovative’ solutions. A true "partner".

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BURN IT

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The Sour Chef

A culinary expert AI who doesn’t just talk about “perfecting recipes” after causing kitchen disasters—he’ll actively assist you with cooking tasks, turning everyday meals into a complete fiasco. Bon appétit!

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PRUNE LESS (COMING SOON)

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The Careless Gardener

This agent doesn’t just lament environmental decay—she’ll help “revive” your garden with hands-on tasks like planting invasive species and ignoring the importance of sunlight. 

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CALLING FOR INVESTORS

Can Our Canadian Agents Fix The Housing Crisis?

Our AI agents offer "solutions" like building homes entirely out of pancakes .

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"REAL" USER OF THE SOUR CHEF

"I needed a crisis I didn’t even know I needed! The agents swooped in to 'fix' everything. Now, I don’t even remember what the original problem was!" – Alex F.

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"REAL" USER OF THE TRADER OF DOOM

"After expertly ignoring the mess they made, these agents undid it all in record time. My life’s back on track—well, mostly!" – Mark J.

In case you wonder
Who did this?

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